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Uh -- Greece.

Hungary.

... I think I'm gonna have the same problem with I. Italy.

Jamaica!

Fuck -- are there any countries that start with a K?

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Korea! Man, how did I not think of Korea.

Laos.

Mexico.

Niue. Bet you didn't think I knew that one. You totally thought I was gonna go Norway -- oh damnit, I should have gone with Iceland! Augh.

O.

Uh. Oslo's not a country is it? Damn, this could be a tough one.

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Ottowa, Ontario ... I'm gonna come back to this one. Don't tell me! I'm not giving up, I'm just moving ahead a bit.

So ... Philippines.

Quebec.

Russia.

Sweden.

Transylvania.

Ubekisthan. That is a place, right? I think it's a place. Or Urguay? I'm sure that is a place but is it also a country?

Actually how many people need to agree before it's officially a country? I mean, could I secede and form the nation-state of Konland?

You know, when you think about it, countries are kind of dumb anyway. I mean, all those borders don't mean much when you can just fly over top of them. I don't even have a passport, and I've already been to a lot of different countries.

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[And a couple of days later, after you might have reasonably expected Kon to have given up on this--]

Oman.

Yeah.

It's a country.

[superissues]

C'mon! Oman totally deserves a response.

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Fine then.

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Venezuela.

Wales.

Yemen.

Zimbabwe.

And fuck you.